Pastiches, in-jokes, total academic nonsense, etc, designed for
linguistic and literary types who are tired of watching cat videos.
Karl Marx: A Manifesto for Corpus Linguistics
Bayeux Tapestry: New historical evidence
Borge Luis Jorges: Of Exactitude in Linguistics
British Council: A professor is briefed on a trip abroad
Corona 2021: Before the Shop
Corona 2022: Christmas Letter
Charles Marlow: Examiner's Report
Corpus Linguistics Association: Conference opening anthem
Corpus Linguistics Association: Conference closing anthem
Corpus Linguistics Association: Coat of Arms
British Union of Resarch Phoneticians: Conference Anthem
Constantia Fraktur ... reviews "The Name of the Name"
Edgar Allan Poe ... reviews a book on semantic prosody
The Guardian theatre critic ... reviews a star linguistics lecture
Anon ... reviews Bram Stoker's "Dracula"
Anon ... reviews Jorge of Burgos' "How to Write a Thesis"
Jane L Austen: How to Do Things with Words
Linguist List: Second-hand theories
Mrs Saussure's Diary: L'arbitraire du signe
Noam Chomsky: Translations of Aspects of the Theory of Syntax
Samuel Johnson: Supplement to the Dictionary of 1755
Sherlock Holmes ... and the curious incident of the stolen hat
Sherlock Holmes ... solves a literary case
Sherlock Holmes ... and the fairy folk
Sherlock Holmes ... and lexical statistics
BBC News Feed: Problems with Icelandic
Times Pedagogical Supplement: They made me hate books
Software ad: The concordance tool for discerning corpus linguists!
Scots traditional: Three profs sat upon a wa'
Traditional: The lament of the literary critic
Wackypedia: Marcel MacGhonaichaill (1908 - 1948)
A scam telephone call ... the rules of the game
A professor of linguistics ... gives a speech at his 65th birthday party
Originally published in a limited private edition by Catspaw Print, Trier, 2013-23.