 |
SOME ENJOYABLE LINKS
Smugly disparage the communicative abilities of Cambridge undergraduates.
Disdainfully observe the rightful ownership of the universe, through the
media of pub quiz machine word game score-boards.
Gurn skeptically at a spectacular array of games and challenges,
and tips to make your life more worthwhile and enjoyable. Includes
full rules of the mythical Hodgeball and the infathomable Stone-Scissors.
Take a stimulating and fascinating voyage into the world of
sandwiches, cakes, and pub carparks.
Hilariously insincere reviews of dull Cambridge Assassins
Guild reports. Includes the phrases "ho-hum, shut-the-fuck-up wheely-bin
trundle of disappointment", "congratulations, chumpwad!" and "great
work asswagon!".
The antidote to the above.
SOME OTHER LINKS THAT ARE MORALLY SUPERIOR BUT QUALITATIVELY
WORSE THAN THE PRECEDING LINKS
Marvel at uncountably many soothing coloured dots, and catch up on B0.40 news.
Inherit an unremarkable turquoise luminescence. Also gaze ponderously
upon a suspiciously dull botanical web-cam.
Become mildly perplexed by several scribbly red lines and some publication titles that are as wrong as they sound.
Evacuate your bowels in deference to the relative normality.
Cast your eyes over great swathes of text about the life of perhaps
the greatest Brazilian fluid-dynamicist in G1.06. Note: do not enter
if you can withstand a temperature of less than 35°C.
Pinch yourself to ensure you are not hallucinating as you bear witness to the seemingly endless statistical outpouring of a relatively professional and respectable mathematician.
|
|
